Smiles

On the Daily Routine of Trees

Q: How do trees access the internet? A: They log in.

Smiles | September 19, 2014, Friday // 07:15 | Viewed: 91

Microbiology Exam

An oral exam in the microbiology department of the university.

Smiles | September 3, 2014, Wednesday // 18:32 | Viewed: 792

Little Green Men

Two women talk:

Smiles | August 27, 2014, Wednesday // 13:50 | Viewed: 653

Wife Comes Home Late

A wife comes home very late, after a party.

Smiles | August 16, 2014, Saturday // 14:53 | Viewed: 1074

You Left Early

- Miss, is it true that last night at the party you danced on the table in your underwear?

Smiles | August 11, 2014, Monday // 16:46 | Viewed: 744

Festival Name Updated

For technical reasons, this year's edition of the "Sofia Breathes" festival will be renamed to "Sofia Swims" festival.

Smiles | August 1, 2014, Friday // 15:17 | Viewed: 399

In whose name is it?

Two businessmen went to the cemetаry to pay respects to a deceased partner of theirs.

Smiles | July 31, 2014, Thursday // 16:04 | Viewed: 385

What's more dangerous?

Nowadays in Bulgaria one would spend longer time in jail for speaking against the banks, than for robbing them.

Smiles | July 17, 2014, Thursday // 11:45 | Viewed: 688

Sprint!

- What does Ivet Lalova (Bulgarian sprinter) do when she misses the bus?

Smiles | June 30, 2014, Monday // 14:55 | Viewed: 1496

What's common between a fly and a bank?

You can kill both with a newspaper.

Smiles | June 27, 2014, Friday // 15:34 | Viewed: 458

Mother-in-Law

Two friends speaking:

Smiles | June 18, 2014, Wednesday // 13:12 | Viewed: 847

Give your Best...

I give a 100% of myself at work.

Smiles | June 2, 2014, Monday // 12:40 | Viewed: 751

Helpful Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I think I have the flu.

Smiles | May 14, 2014, Wednesday // 13:14 | Viewed: 714

My Client is Insane

Young lawyer: Honorable Judge, the very fact that my client has turned to me for his defense is a proof of his insanity.

Smiles | April 15, 2014, Tuesday // 17:55 | Viewed: 1601

What do you want to become?

Teacher: Petar, what do you want to become when you grow up?

Smiles | April 7, 2014, Monday // 12:21 | Viewed: 1255

Message on Cigarette Box

"The Ministry of Health informs that every unsmoked cigarette extends your work day by 8 minutes!"

Smiles | March 18, 2014, Tuesday // 10:44 | Viewed: 2666

Teachers' Note to Parents

An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.

Smiles | February 10, 2014, Monday // 15:46 | Viewed: 1549

Attorney Faces Ethical Question

Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her USD 100.

Smiles | February 6, 2014, Thursday // 17:56 | Viewed: 910

Praise Google

A: What do you think happens to you when you die?

Smiles | February 3, 2014, Monday // 11:29 | Viewed: 655

Biggest Joke of the Century

"Computers and mobiles were invented to save our time.

Smiles | January 28, 2014, Tuesday // 15:04 | Viewed: 800

Being Active

“I am out of bed and made it to the keyboard.

Smiles | January 22, 2014, Wednesday // 16:51 | Viewed: 830