Smiles

The Army of the Lord

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

Smiles | February 26, 2015, Thursday // 11:59 | Viewed: 309

The Devil's Sister

The congregation at a die hard church was in full swing when with a stench of brimstone and puff of smoke the devil appeared.

Smiles | February 23, 2015, Monday // 12:24 | Viewed: 682

Bird Eater

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.

Smiles | February 17, 2015, Tuesday // 07:14 | Viewed: 821

A Double Positive Expressing a Negative

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day.

Smiles | February 15, 2015, Sunday // 14:02 | Viewed: 723

When Rooks Stop Singing

All night long rooks kept singing under my window.

Smiles | February 6, 2015, Friday // 10:21 | Viewed: 852

Running out of Mochas

I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning.

Smiles | January 21, 2015, Wednesday // 07:37 | Viewed: 73026

Wikipedia, Google, Internet: Which One Is Most Important?

Wikipedia, Google and the Internet are having a dispute.

Smiles | January 15, 2015, Thursday // 08:54 | Viewed: 1297

Complete and Finished

The difference between complete and finished? If you marry the right one, that's complete.

Smiles | January 13, 2015, Tuesday // 13:57 | Viewed: 617

Charlie Hebdo: Political Correctness

A cartoon from 2006 that has resurfaced all around the web after January 7's Charlie Hebdo attack.

Smiles | January 8, 2015, Thursday // 12:50 | Viewed: 668

Charlie Hebdo: Cartoonists and Their Act of Solidarity

Cartoonists from across the world reacted to the developments in Paris, France, where an attack on the satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo left 12 people dead and 10 injured.

Smiles | January 8, 2015, Thursday // 08:18 | Viewed: 461

How to Charge a Customer

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: “As you are fitting her glasses, if she asks how much they cost, you say ‘$150.

Smiles | January 7, 2015, Wednesday // 12:19 | Viewed: 506

A New Year Prayer for the Elderly

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.

Smiles | January 4, 2015, Sunday // 10:58 | Viewed: 585

Paul's Last Pictures

Paul was a photographer for the Baltimore Sun, and was scheduled to fly out on a plane to take some pictures.

Smiles | December 29, 2014, Monday // 11:47 | Viewed: 1118

The Taliban Vs Kanye West

"The United States has been using Twitter to help fight the Taliban.

Smiles | December 26, 2014, Friday // 13:56 | Viewed: 763

Ignoring Our Children

A wife to her husband: 

Smiles | December 24, 2014, Wednesday // 12:56 | Viewed: 746

Ruble Tweets

"Did you manage to make a wish?" a euro coin asks a dollar coin while watching the ruble fall.

Smiles | December 21, 2014, Sunday // 13:18 | Viewed: 494

Ruble Jokes

Russians joking bitterly with the dramatic situation of the ruble.

Smiles | December 18, 2014, Thursday // 13:21 | Viewed: 817

Credit Rating

Standard & Poor's downgraded Russia's credit rating from AAA to AHAHAHA.

Smiles | December 18, 2014, Thursday // 10:40 | Viewed: 399

Drink and Drive

I was drunk when I had my drivers license picture taken.

Smiles | December 16, 2014, Tuesday // 16:53 | Viewed: 1065

'Go to Hell' Said in a Nice Way

Q: What is the definition of diplomacy?A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Smiles | December 10, 2014, Wednesday // 12:26 | Viewed: 1186

The Doppler Effect

Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect? A: Go out at and look at cars.

Smiles | December 3, 2014, Wednesday // 16:37 | Viewed: 1451