A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
February 26, 2015, Thursday // 11:59 |
The congregation at a die hard church was in full swing when with a stench of brimstone and puff of smoke the devil appeared.
February 23, 2015, Monday // 12:24 |
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.
February 17, 2015, Tuesday // 07:14 |
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day.
February 15, 2015, Sunday // 14:02 |
All night long rooks kept singing under my window.
February 6, 2015, Friday // 10:21 |
I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning.
January 21, 2015, Wednesday // 07:37 |
Wikipedia, Google and the Internet are having a dispute.
January 15, 2015, Thursday // 08:54 |
The difference between complete and finished? If you marry the right one, that's complete.
January 13, 2015, Tuesday // 13:57 |
A cartoon from 2006 that has resurfaced all around the web after January 7's Charlie Hebdo attack.
January 8, 2015, Thursday // 12:50 |
Cartoonists from across the world reacted to the developments in Paris, France, where an attack on the satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo left 12 people dead and 10 injured.
January 8, 2015, Thursday // 08:18 |
An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: “As you are fitting her glasses, if she asks how much they cost, you say ‘$150.
January 7, 2015, Wednesday // 12:19 |
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.
January 4, 2015, Sunday // 10:58 |
Paul was a photographer for the Baltimore Sun, and was scheduled to fly out on a plane to take some pictures.
December 29, 2014, Monday // 11:47 |
"The United States has been using Twitter to help fight the Taliban.
December 26, 2014, Friday // 13:56 |
A wife to her husband:
December 24, 2014, Wednesday // 12:56 |
"Did you manage to make a wish?" a euro coin asks a dollar coin while watching the ruble fall.
December 21, 2014, Sunday // 13:18 |
Russians joking bitterly with the dramatic situation of the ruble.
December 18, 2014, Thursday // 13:21 |
Standard & Poor's downgraded Russia's credit rating from AAA to AHAHAHA.
December 18, 2014, Thursday // 10:40 |
I was drunk when I had my drivers license picture taken.
December 16, 2014, Tuesday // 16:53 |
Q: What is the definition of diplomacy?A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
December 10, 2014, Wednesday // 12:26 |
Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect? A: Go out at and look at cars.
December 3, 2014, Wednesday // 16:37 |
France's Louvre to Exhibit Treasures of Thracian King Seuthes III
Bulgaria Drops to 106th in World Press Freedom Index