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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:54 | Viewed: 117134

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me.

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:53 | Viewed: 123048

How does Moses make tea?

How does Moses make tea?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:53 | Viewed: 8265

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:52 | Viewed: 12193

How do you drown a hipster?

How do you drown a hipster?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:52 | Viewed: 8015

Where are average things manufactured?

Where are average things manufactured?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:52 | Viewed: 8196

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:51 | Viewed: 10987

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:50 | Viewed: 7953

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:50 | Viewed: 6770

Pack of Cigarettes

Good evening! A pack of cigarettes, please.

Smiles | January 11, 2018, Thursday // 17:08 | Viewed: 127275

Cabbage

'You are a vegetarian.

Smiles | March 9, 2017, Thursday // 14:11 | Viewed: 168514

Medieval Spam

Sometime in the 1430s.

Smiles | February 25, 2017, Saturday // 16:26 | Viewed: 93000

IT Food

An IT specialist cannot die from hunger even if his fridge is empty.

Smiles | February 16, 2017, Thursday // 12:55 | Viewed: 19094

Unforgettable Weekend

"Honey, would you like us to have an unforgettable weekend now?""I do, sweetheart!""Great! See you on Monday.

Smiles | January 23, 2017, Monday // 18:14 | Viewed: 18979

Tourist Attraction

A tourist stops by in a very small town in the middle of nowhere.

Smiles | January 19, 2017, Thursday // 14:36 | Viewed: 19091

70 Years Old

"Mom, I can't stand this anymore! I'm 70 now.

Smiles | January 16, 2017, Monday // 10:41 | Viewed: 17493

Computers and Humans

"Computers will never replace humans.

Smiles | January 10, 2017, Tuesday // 13:44 | Viewed: 15687

The President's New Year Speech

"Bulgaria's President Rosen Plevneliev has invited President-elect Rumen Radev to offer him a draft New Year address.

Smiles | December 23, 2016, Friday // 12:02 | Viewed: 15362

Don't Touch the Wheel

A police officer lashes out at a drunk driver.

Smiles | December 19, 2016, Monday // 11:53 | Viewed: 17812

Mutant Moths

After the Christmas and New Year holidays, two friends meet over coffee.

Smiles | December 15, 2016, Thursday // 15:00 | Viewed: 15939

The Deafening Disco

A mother tells her son when he comes home in the morning:

Smiles | December 2, 2016, Friday // 10:46 | Viewed: 16284
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