Smiles

Life Told in Chemical Elements

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes in helium? HeHe.

Smiles | September 30, 2014, Tuesday // 07:18 | Viewed: 203

Laurel and Hardy

Oliver Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?'

Smiles | September 29, 2014, Monday // 16:27 | Viewed: 294

Teachers Should Always Elaborate

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO.

Smiles | September 28, 2014, Sunday // 11:43 | Viewed: 179

VIP Box

The VIP box at the stadium.

Smiles | September 27, 2014, Saturday // 16:45 | Viewed: 200

Family argument

A family argument is like a rock concert.

Smiles | September 25, 2014, Thursday // 15:28 | Viewed: 140

Adorable, beautiful... just kidding!

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK.

Smiles | September 23, 2014, Tuesday // 07:23 | Viewed: 465

On the Daily Routine of Trees

Q: How do trees access the internet? A: They log in.

Smiles | September 19, 2014, Friday // 07:15 | Viewed: 249

Microbiology Exam

An oral exam in the microbiology department of the university.

Smiles | September 3, 2014, Wednesday // 18:32 | Viewed: 887

Little Green Men

Two women talk:

Smiles | August 27, 2014, Wednesday // 13:50 | Viewed: 684

Wife Comes Home Late

A wife comes home very late, after a party.

Smiles | August 16, 2014, Saturday // 14:53 | Viewed: 1107

You Left Early

- Miss, is it true that last night at the party you danced on the table in your underwear?

Smiles | August 11, 2014, Monday // 16:46 | Viewed: 761

Festival Name Updated

For technical reasons, this year's edition of the "Sofia Breathes" festival will be renamed to "Sofia Swims" festival.

Smiles | August 1, 2014, Friday // 15:17 | Viewed: 421

In whose name is it?

Two businessmen went to the cemetаry to pay respects to a deceased partner of theirs.

Smiles | July 31, 2014, Thursday // 16:04 | Viewed: 401

What's more dangerous?

Nowadays in Bulgaria one would spend longer time in jail for speaking against the banks, than for robbing them.

Smiles | July 17, 2014, Thursday // 11:45 | Viewed: 710

Sprint!

- What does Ivet Lalova (Bulgarian sprinter) do when she misses the bus?

Smiles | June 30, 2014, Monday // 14:55 | Viewed: 1542

What's common between a fly and a bank?

You can kill both with a newspaper.

Smiles | June 27, 2014, Friday // 15:34 | Viewed: 469

Mother-in-Law

Two friends speaking:

Smiles | June 18, 2014, Wednesday // 13:12 | Viewed: 870

Give your Best...

I give a 100% of myself at work.

Smiles | June 2, 2014, Monday // 12:40 | Viewed: 759

Helpful Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I think I have the flu.

Smiles | May 14, 2014, Wednesday // 13:14 | Viewed: 724

My Client is Insane

Young lawyer: Honorable Judge, the very fact that my client has turned to me for his defense is a proof of his insanity.

Smiles | April 15, 2014, Tuesday // 17:55 | Viewed: 1617

What do you want to become?

Teacher: Petar, what do you want to become when you grow up?

Smiles | April 7, 2014, Monday // 12:21 | Viewed: 1272