Smiles

Cow and Grass

Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow.

Smiles | July 19, 2016, Tuesday // 11:00 | Viewed: 530

Brake Fluid

A mechanic noticed his co-worker drinking brake fluid at lunch.

Smiles | July 14, 2016, Thursday // 10:16 | Viewed: 889

Deadly Jobs of World War Two

My high school assignment 
was to ask a veteran about World War II.

Smiles | July 13, 2016, Wednesday // 07:56 | Viewed: 570

Almonds without Chocolate

I was on the bus reading a book when someone tapped me on the shoulder.

Smiles | July 11, 2016, Monday // 07:09 | Viewed: 469

Throwing a Snail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

Smiles | July 8, 2016, Friday // 08:38 | Viewed: 571

Starting Salary

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"

Smiles | July 7, 2016, Thursday // 08:04 | Viewed: 627

Language Day

Several jokes about languages that appeared for the International Jokes Day celebrated every year on July 01.

Smiles | July 5, 2016, Tuesday // 09:53 | Viewed: 482

Sloppy Handwriting

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand.

Smiles | July 4, 2016, Monday // 12:31 | Viewed: 461

Lovers' Names

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.

Smiles | July 3, 2016, Sunday // 08:59 | Viewed: 327

Brexit, England and Football

Several jokes about Brexit.

Smiles | June 30, 2016, Thursday // 11:32 | Viewed: 814

Own Pockets

This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere.

Smiles | June 28, 2016, Tuesday // 10:23 | Viewed: 606

Translating Corporate Emails: A Short Guide

I have a question. = I have 18 questions.

Smiles | June 27, 2016, Monday // 13:28 | Viewed: 533

10 Facts about You

10 Facts About You: 

Smiles | June 25, 2016, Saturday // 13:14 | Viewed: 699

Laurel and His Uncle

Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?'

Smiles | June 22, 2016, Wednesday // 09:57 | Viewed: 728

My Wife Is So Sweet

"My wife is so sweet," a husband tells his friends.

Smiles | June 21, 2016, Tuesday // 08:52 | Viewed: 709

Our Frankie

Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home.

Smiles | June 20, 2016, Monday // 11:25 | Viewed: 489

Knowing the Girl

Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

Smiles | June 15, 2016, Wednesday // 11:05 | Viewed: 795

The Best Painting

At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having 
a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work.

Smiles | June 5, 2016, Sunday // 17:06 | Viewed: 1503

Wet Floor

Two policemen call the station on their radio.

Smiles | May 27, 2016, Friday // 10:35 | Viewed: 1546

While God Isn't Watching

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples:

Smiles | April 13, 2016, Wednesday // 11:45 | Viewed: 6758

Panama Papers: Cartoon Humor

The Panama Papers affair, with millions of documents leaked out of law firm Mossack Fonseca showing world leaders and businesses' offshore dealings, has already become the subject of series of jokes and cartoons.

Smiles | April 5, 2016, Tuesday // 10:54 | Viewed: 5543