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Brexit, England and Football

Several jokes about Brexit.

Smiles | June 30, 2016, Thursday // 11:32 | Viewed: 293

Own Pockets

This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere.

Smiles | June 28, 2016, Tuesday // 10:23 | Viewed: 316

Translating Corporate Emails: A Short Guide

I have a question. = I have 18 questions.

Smiles | June 27, 2016, Monday // 13:28 | Viewed: 362

10 Facts about You

10 Facts About You: 

Smiles | June 25, 2016, Saturday // 13:14 | Viewed: 587

Laurel and His Uncle

Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?'

Smiles | June 22, 2016, Wednesday // 09:57 | Viewed: 630

My Wife Is So Sweet

"My wife is so sweet," a husband tells his friends.

Smiles | June 21, 2016, Tuesday // 08:52 | Viewed: 595

Our Frankie

Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home.

Smiles | June 20, 2016, Monday // 11:25 | Viewed: 400

Knowing the Girl

Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

Smiles | June 15, 2016, Wednesday // 11:05 | Viewed: 709

The Best Painting

At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having 
a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work.

Smiles | June 5, 2016, Sunday // 17:06 | Viewed: 1418

Wet Floor

Two policemen call the station on their radio.

Smiles | May 27, 2016, Friday // 10:35 | Viewed: 1459

While God Isn't Watching

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples:

Smiles | April 13, 2016, Wednesday // 11:45 | Viewed: 6675

Panama Papers: Cartoon Humor

The Panama Papers affair, with millions of documents leaked out of law firm Mossack Fonseca showing world leaders and businesses' offshore dealings, has already become the subject of series of jokes and cartoons.

Smiles | April 5, 2016, Tuesday // 10:54 | Viewed: 5445

Gratitude

The two men stood on the lonely lighthouse.

Smiles | March 11, 2016, Friday // 08:33 | Viewed: 4447

This Pizza Is Just Bread

A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:

Smiles | January 16, 2016, Saturday // 16:43 | Viewed: 7088

Mom's Permission

Son: "Dad, when will I be old enough so I don't have to ask mom for her permission to go out?" Dad: "Son, even I haven't grown old enough to go out without her permission!"

Smiles | December 29, 2015, Tuesday // 14:03 | Viewed: 6933

My Molar Hurts

At the dentist's.

Smiles | November 30, 2015, Monday // 10:41 | Viewed: 10680

How Thieves Pay Their Fines

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.

Smiles | November 4, 2015, Wednesday // 08:38 | Viewed: 5211

The Ambitious Scarecrow

Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted? A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Smiles | October 29, 2015, Thursday // 09:31 | Viewed: 7557

An Irishman Eating Italian Food

Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?A: Gaelic breath.

Smiles | October 7, 2015, Wednesday // 14:03 | Viewed: 8187

The Smart Cat

"At last! I've taught the cat to use the toilet sitting on a newspaper," a woman tells her husband, exalted.

Smiles | September 10, 2015, Thursday // 08:06 | Viewed: 13508

Careful with That Hook, Eugene

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

Smiles | August 31, 2015, Monday // 12:28 | Viewed: 6229