What's common between a fly and a bank?

You can kill both with a newspaper.

Mother-in-Law

Two friends speaking:

Give your Best...

I give a 100% of myself at work.

Helpful Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I think I have the flu.

My Client is Insane

Young lawyer: Honorable Judge, the very fact that my client has turned to me for his defense is a proof of his insanity.

What do you want to become?

Teacher: Petar, what do you want to become when you grow up?

Message on Cigarette Box

"The Ministry of Health informs that every unsmoked cigarette extends your work day by 8 minutes!"

Teachers' Note to Parents

An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.

Attorney Faces Ethical Question

Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her USD 100.

Praise Google

A: What do you think happens to you when you die?

Biggest Joke of the Century

"Computers and mobiles were invented to save our time.

Being Active

“I am out of bed and made it to the keyboard.

New Year's Resolution

A: What is your New Year's resolution?B: Disturbingly low.

Losing Your Wife at Poker

Bulgaria's PM Resigns.. on a Big Holiday!

Bulgaria's Prime Minister Plamen Oresharski went to a fortune-teller, distressed by the unrelenting protests against him.

Higher Salary

A boss to a company's employees:

Solving a Problem

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

Car Deal

A man from Gabrovo bought a car.

Syrian Language

Bulgaria’s Education Minister Aneliya Klisarova: Syrian language is the native language of Syrian children.

Bulgaria PM’s Dream

“I have a dream,” said Bulgaria's prime minister in front of thousands of protesters in Sofia.

Show Your True Self

A: What stops you from showing your true self? B: The Penal Code.