Smiles

This Pizza Is Just Bread

A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:

Smiles | January 16, 2016, Saturday // 16:43 | Viewed: 2764

Mom's Permission

Son: "Dad, when will I be old enough so I don't have to ask mom for her permission to go out?" Dad: "Son, even I haven't grown old enough to go out without her permission!"

Smiles | December 29, 2015, Tuesday // 14:03 | Viewed: 4319

My Molar Hurts

At the dentist's.

Smiles | November 30, 2015, Monday // 10:41 | Viewed: 10210

How Thieves Pay Their Fines

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.

Smiles | November 4, 2015, Wednesday // 08:38 | Viewed: 4726

The Ambitious Scarecrow

Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted? A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Smiles | October 29, 2015, Thursday // 09:31 | Viewed: 7100

An Irishman Eating Italian Food

Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?A: Gaelic breath.

Smiles | October 7, 2015, Wednesday // 14:03 | Viewed: 7683

The Smart Cat

"At last! I've taught the cat to use the toilet sitting on a newspaper," a woman tells her husband, exalted.

Smiles | September 10, 2015, Thursday // 08:06 | Viewed: 13040

Careful with That Hook, Eugene

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

Smiles | August 31, 2015, Monday // 12:28 | Viewed: 5749

All the Stupid People Please Stand Up

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

Smiles | August 12, 2015, Wednesday // 08:01 | Viewed: 5428

Papa Growing Taller

Kid: “Papa, are you growing taller all the time?” Father: “No, my child.

Smiles | August 7, 2015, Friday // 10:36 | Viewed: 6143

Torrent Crimes

Two inmates meet.

Smiles | August 5, 2015, Wednesday // 07:43 | Viewed: 2675

Puns and Kleptomaniacs

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Smiles | July 30, 2015, Thursday // 10:30 | Viewed: 3594

A Nondemanding Wife

"Darling...

Smiles | July 27, 2015, Monday // 09:36 | Viewed: 3601

Mummy Music

Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Smiles | July 27, 2015, Monday // 09:32 | Viewed: 1435

The Sower in the Rye

Somewhere in Greece, a tourists asks a local:"What is life here like?""Not quite good! You know, nothing grows here.

Smiles | July 9, 2015, Thursday // 10:36 | Viewed: 7279

Greece Doesn't Need a Finance Minister

After Greek Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis stepped down, PM Alexis Tsipras shrugged: Greece has no finance, so it doesn't need a Finance Minister anymore!

Smiles | July 6, 2015, Monday // 14:01 | Viewed: 8199

How to Cure Your Wife's Lost Voice

A man complains to a friend, who is a doctor:"My wife lost her voice.

Smiles | July 1, 2015, Wednesday // 08:09 | Viewed: 3695

A Seaside Holiday in Landlocked Armenia's Capital

Something below social demands hurled at electricity price protests in Armenia, Yerevan.

Smiles | June 24, 2015, Wednesday // 11:09 | Viewed: 4713

Greece: Crisis in the Humor and Humor in the Crisis

High time to remember some popular jokes about Greece's debt crisis.

Smiles | June 18, 2015, Thursday // 16:40 | Viewed: 2376

Jump!

A man asks at the office of a parachuting school:"How much for a jump?""Five hundred.

Smiles | June 16, 2015, Tuesday // 07:40 | Viewed: 3708

Boomerang, a Novel on Permanent Submission

"Time and again I'm failing to understand: why is your novel titled Boomerang?" says the publisher.

Smiles | June 1, 2015, Monday // 09:14 | Viewed: 4710