Q: How do trees access the internet? A: They log in.
An oral exam in the microbiology department of the university.
Two women talk:
A wife comes home very late, after a party.
- Miss, is it true that last night at the party you danced on the table in your underwear?
For technical reasons, this year's edition of the "Sofia Breathes" festival will be renamed to "Sofia Swims" festival.
Two businessmen went to the cemetаry to pay respects to a deceased partner of theirs.
Nowadays in Bulgaria one would spend longer time in jail for speaking against the banks, than for robbing them.
- What does Ivet Lalova (Bulgarian sprinter) do when she misses the bus?
You can kill both with a newspaper.
Two friends speaking:
I give a 100% of myself at work.
Patient: Doctor, I think I have the flu.
Young lawyer: Honorable Judge, the very fact that my client has turned to me for his defense is a proof of his insanity.
Teacher: Petar, what do you want to become when you grow up?
"The Ministry of Health informs that every unsmoked cigarette extends your work day by 8 minutes!"
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her USD 100.
A: What do you think happens to you when you die?
"Computers and mobiles were invented to save our time.
“I am out of bed and made it to the keyboard.
EU New Car Registrations Up by 2.1% in August
Two Million Bulgarians Complain of Excessive Noise Exposure