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Thirty Years Behind Bars

"Thirty years behind bars? But Your Honour, I am 69 years old," a defendant says after hearing his sentence.

Smiles | September 6, 2016, Tuesday // 16:06 | Viewed: 4377

Love of My Life

"Have you got postcards reading: "For the Only Love of My Life?" a man asks.

Smiles | August 31, 2016, Wednesday // 12:18 | Viewed: 3123

A Beautiful Necklace

After waking up, a woman told her husband:

Smiles | August 30, 2016, Tuesday // 09:54 | Viewed: 3082

The Cautious Patient

"This tooth will be difficult to remove," the dentist told his patient.

Smiles | August 11, 2016, Thursday // 08:16 | Viewed: 6447

Bad Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

Smiles | August 9, 2016, Tuesday // 11:09 | Viewed: 6831

Fishing

"Mom, where's daddy," a little worm asks its mother.

Smiles | August 4, 2016, Thursday // 08:15 | Viewed: 1538

Late for Work

A guy shows up late for work.

Smiles | August 3, 2016, Wednesday // 19:06 | Viewed: 1774

Naked Birthday

Why did I get divorced?

Smiles | August 2, 2016, Tuesday // 09:34 | Viewed: 1964

Marriage and Golf Clubs

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"

Smiles | July 31, 2016, Sunday // 08:10 | Viewed: 2131

Cow and Grass

Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow.

Smiles | July 19, 2016, Tuesday // 11:00 | Viewed: 3484

Brake Fluid

A mechanic noticed his co-worker drinking brake fluid at lunch.

Smiles | July 14, 2016, Thursday // 10:16 | Viewed: 3292

Deadly Jobs of World War Two

My high school assignment ?was to ask a veteran about World War II.

Smiles | July 13, 2016, Wednesday // 07:56 | Viewed: 1385

Almonds without Chocolate

I was on the bus reading a book when someone tapped me on the shoulder.

Smiles | July 11, 2016, Monday // 07:09 | Viewed: 1087

Throwing a Snail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

Smiles | July 8, 2016, Friday // 08:38 | Viewed: 1202

Starting Salary

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"

Smiles | July 7, 2016, Thursday // 08:04 | Viewed: 1114

Language Day

Several jokes about languages that appeared for the International Jokes Day celebrated every year on July 01.

Smiles | July 5, 2016, Tuesday // 09:53 | Viewed: 972

Sloppy Handwriting

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand.

Smiles | July 4, 2016, Monday // 12:31 | Viewed: 923

Lovers' Names

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.

Smiles | July 3, 2016, Sunday // 08:59 | Viewed: 784

Brexit, England and Football

Several jokes about Brexit.

Smiles | June 30, 2016, Thursday // 11:32 | Viewed: 1277

Own Pockets

This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere.

Smiles | June 28, 2016, Tuesday // 10:23 | Viewed: 1007

Translating Corporate Emails: A Short Guide

I have a question. = I have 18 questions.

Smiles | June 27, 2016, Monday // 13:28 | Viewed: 948
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