Smiles

GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS...

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our

Smiles | August 6, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 861

WIFE OR MISTRESS...

A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

Smiles | August 5, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1357

MAY I HAVE A DOUBLE ROOM...

A traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby.

Smiles | August 4, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1040

IT`S SIX. GET OUT OF BED!

Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs.

Smiles | August 3, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1036

NEVER BEEN BETTER

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted.

Smiles | August 2, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 937

I WON THE LOTTTERY

A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery."

Smiles | August 1, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1205
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