Smiles

A Line of Hares

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline.

Smiles | April 7, 2015, Tuesday // 10:51 | Viewed: 1662

I Want to Ride My Bicycle

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

Smiles | April 1, 2015, Wednesday // 08:22 | Viewed: 2233

Classical Music's Impact on Children: Results May Vary

The Mozart Effect: Makes a child smarter and more mathematical along with a higher IQ The Haydn Effect: Child is witty and quick on his feet, quite often bringing a grin to the faces of those around him.

Smiles | March 31, 2015, Tuesday // 08:55 | Viewed: 1465

How to Stop Worrying about Your Own Borrowing

A husband and his wife are about to fall asleep...

Smiles | March 23, 2015, Monday // 14:40 | Viewed: 1751

English Teachers Can Be Dangerous

Bulgarian MEP Nikolay Barekov last year claimed an attempt had been made on his life.

Smiles | March 22, 2015, Sunday // 11:45 | Viewed: 5655

Marriage Is a Holy Affair

This is why marriage is holy: quite a lot of martyrs are involved.

Smiles | March 10, 2015, Tuesday // 11:01 | Viewed: 5431

The Army of the Lord

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

Smiles | February 26, 2015, Thursday // 11:59 | Viewed: 2461

The Devil's Sister

The congregation at a die hard church was in full swing when with a stench of brimstone and puff of smoke the devil appeared.

Smiles | February 23, 2015, Monday // 12:24 | Viewed: 2094

Bird Eater

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.

Smiles | February 17, 2015, Tuesday // 07:14 | Viewed: 1794

A Double Positive Expressing a Negative

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day.

Smiles | February 15, 2015, Sunday // 14:02 | Viewed: 1260

When Rooks Stop Singing

All night long rooks kept singing under my window.

Smiles | February 6, 2015, Friday // 10:21 | Viewed: 1451

Running out of Mochas

I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning.

Smiles | January 21, 2015, Wednesday // 07:37 | Viewed: 99347

Wikipedia, Google, Internet: Which One Is Most Important?

Wikipedia, Google and the Internet are having a dispute.

Smiles | January 15, 2015, Thursday // 08:54 | Viewed: 1795

Complete and Finished

The difference between complete and finished? If you marry the right one, that's complete.

Smiles | January 13, 2015, Tuesday // 13:57 | Viewed: 999

Charlie Hebdo: Political Correctness

A cartoon from 2006 that has resurfaced all around the web after January 7's Charlie Hebdo attack.

Smiles | January 8, 2015, Thursday // 12:50 | Viewed: 1095

Charlie Hebdo: Cartoonists and Their Act of Solidarity

Cartoonists from across the world reacted to the developments in Paris, France, where an attack on the satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo left 12 people dead and 10 injured.

Smiles | January 8, 2015, Thursday // 08:18 | Viewed: 865

How to Charge a Customer

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: “As you are fitting her glasses, if she asks how much they cost, you say ‘$150.

Smiles | January 7, 2015, Wednesday // 12:19 | Viewed: 889

A New Year Prayer for the Elderly

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.

Smiles | January 4, 2015, Sunday // 10:58 | Viewed: 931

Paul's Last Pictures

Paul was a photographer for the Baltimore Sun, and was scheduled to fly out on a plane to take some pictures.

Smiles | December 29, 2014, Monday // 11:47 | Viewed: 1463

The Taliban Vs Kanye West

"The United States has been using Twitter to help fight the Taliban.

Smiles | December 26, 2014, Friday // 13:56 | Viewed: 1080

Ignoring Our Children

A wife to her husband: 

Smiles | December 24, 2014, Wednesday // 12:56 | Viewed: 1012
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