Smiles

A Bat's Tragedy

Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.

Smiles | October 10, 2014, Friday // 08:42 | Viewed: 566

The Art Of Internal Corporate Communications

Mail from CEO to Manager:Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun.

Smiles | October 7, 2014, Tuesday // 10:14 | Viewed: 841

Youth Vote

The people below 30 years in Bulgaria vote for the parties that promise increase of pensions.

Smiles | October 6, 2014, Monday // 11:37 | Viewed: 495

The Dealmaker

Two friends with radically different political views are on their way to the polls on election day.

Smiles | October 5, 2014, Sunday // 14:59 | Viewed: 481

The Dumbest Kid in the World?

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world.

Smiles | October 3, 2014, Friday // 07:29 | Viewed: 838

Life Told in Chemical Elements

What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes in helium? HeHe.

Smiles | September 30, 2014, Tuesday // 07:18 | Viewed: 532

Laurel and Hardy

Oliver Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?'

Smiles | September 29, 2014, Monday // 16:27 | Viewed: 614

Teachers Should Always Elaborate

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO.

Smiles | September 28, 2014, Sunday // 11:43 | Viewed: 1031

VIP Box

The VIP box at the stadium.

Smiles | September 27, 2014, Saturday // 16:45 | Viewed: 484

Family argument

A family argument is like a rock concert.

Smiles | September 25, 2014, Thursday // 15:28 | Viewed: 8173

Adorable, beautiful... just kidding!

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK.

Smiles | September 23, 2014, Tuesday // 07:23 | Viewed: 6040

On the Daily Routine of Trees

Q: How do trees access the internet? A: They log in.

Smiles | September 19, 2014, Friday // 07:15 | Viewed: 492

Microbiology Exam

An oral exam in the microbiology department of the university.

Smiles | September 3, 2014, Wednesday // 18:32 | Viewed: 1696

Little Green Men

Two women talk:

Smiles | August 27, 2014, Wednesday // 13:50 | Viewed: 943

Wife Comes Home Late

A wife comes home very late, after a party.

Smiles | August 16, 2014, Saturday // 14:53 | Viewed: 1439

You Left Early

- Miss, is it true that last night at the party you danced on the table in your underwear?

Smiles | August 11, 2014, Monday // 16:46 | Viewed: 953

Festival Name Updated

For technical reasons, this year's edition of the "Sofia Breathes" festival will be renamed to "Sofia Swims" festival.

Smiles | August 1, 2014, Friday // 15:17 | Viewed: 569

In whose name is it?

Two businessmen went to the cemetаry to pay respects to a deceased partner of theirs.

Smiles | July 31, 2014, Thursday // 16:04 | Viewed: 581

What's more dangerous?

Nowadays in Bulgaria one would spend longer time in jail for speaking against the banks, than for robbing them.

Smiles | July 17, 2014, Thursday // 11:45 | Viewed: 869

Sprint!

- What does Ivet Lalova (Bulgarian sprinter) do when she misses the bus?

Smiles | June 30, 2014, Monday // 14:55 | Viewed: 1809

What's common between a fly and a bank?

You can kill both with a newspaper.

Smiles | June 27, 2014, Friday // 15:34 | Viewed: 639
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