Smiles

Ruble Tweets

"Did you manage to make a wish?" a euro coin asks a dollar coin while watching the ruble fall.

Smiles | December 21, 2014, Sunday // 13:18 | Viewed: 780

Ruble Jokes

Russians joking bitterly with the dramatic situation of the ruble.

Smiles | December 18, 2014, Thursday // 13:21 | Viewed: 1202

Credit Rating

Standard & Poor's downgraded Russia's credit rating from AAA to AHAHAHA.

Smiles | December 18, 2014, Thursday // 10:40 | Viewed: 695

Drink and Drive

I was drunk when I had my drivers license picture taken.

Smiles | December 16, 2014, Tuesday // 16:53 | Viewed: 1285

'Go to Hell' Said in a Nice Way

Q: What is the definition of diplomacy?A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Smiles | December 10, 2014, Wednesday // 12:26 | Viewed: 1405

The Doppler Effect

Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect? A: Go out at and look at cars.

Smiles | December 3, 2014, Wednesday // 16:37 | Viewed: 1626

High Time for Confessions

Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside.

Smiles | November 22, 2014, Saturday // 15:39 | Viewed: 1404

A Disconcerting Husband

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Smiles | November 20, 2014, Thursday // 11:28 | Viewed: 1375

Sound Drunk

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

Smiles | November 14, 2014, Friday // 12:21 | Viewed: 1144

Marriage Certificate

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Smiles | November 12, 2014, Wednesday // 09:51 | Viewed: 1259

Bulgarian Economic Studies

How do you explain an economic reform in Bulgaria?Well, it is just like somebody putting off your jacket to give you a T-Shirt and tell you, "Oh, you have a wonderful new coat!"

Smiles | November 11, 2014, Tuesday // 17:20 | Viewed: 783

The World's Funniest Joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

Smiles | November 8, 2014, Saturday // 16:39 | Viewed: 1179

Looking at a House from Various Perspectives

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are looking at a house.

Smiles | November 5, 2014, Wednesday // 10:00 | Viewed: 750

A Family of Pigs

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

Smiles | October 31, 2014, Friday // 12:59 | Viewed: 821

A Day Off

Two factory workers are talking.

Smiles | October 26, 2014, Sunday // 17:04 | Viewed: 1167

Unorthodox Arithmetic

How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb? - Just one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

Smiles | October 24, 2014, Friday // 16:47 | Viewed: 575

Relativity

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.

Smiles | October 20, 2014, Monday // 16:40 | Viewed: 550

What is politics?

The son of a rich man went to his father.

Smiles | October 17, 2014, Friday // 10:20 | Viewed: 940

Cats Are Smarter

Cats are smarter than dogs.

Smiles | October 15, 2014, Wednesday // 13:34 | Viewed: 502

Never Underestimate Blondes

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

Smiles | October 14, 2014, Tuesday // 12:25 | Viewed: 541

Hundreds of Madmen

There is a senior citizen driving on the highway.

Smiles | October 13, 2014, Monday // 16:08 | Viewed: 490
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