Smiles

Boyko Borisov's Words of Wisdom in Football Metaphors*

As long as we don't get offside too many times everything will be OK

Smiles | May 20, 2011, Friday // 09:44 | Viewed: 1387

Miscommunication

Dylan is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and is giving him a big 'hello'.

Smiles | May 17, 2011, Tuesday // 21:41 | Viewed: 1674

Communism in Luxembourg

Q: Can a communist regime be installed in Luxembourg?

Smiles | May 16, 2011, Monday // 22:49 | Viewed: 1366

Yet Another True Joke about Bulgarian Railways

A foreigner took a Bulgarian train.

Smiles | May 16, 2011, Monday // 00:23 | Viewed: 2124

Color Blind Bulgarian Minister

Q: Is Minister Traicho Traikov colour-blind?

Smiles | May 11, 2011, Wednesday // 14:47 | Viewed: 1597

Boyko Borisov and the Three-Headed Dragon

A three-headed dragon tortured a Bulgarian village devouring virgins, young men, and the locals' potatoes.

Smiles | May 9, 2011, Monday // 18:18 | Viewed: 1894

Is Santa a Bad Influence?

"Who taught you to swear like that?!?!!!!" the outraged mother asks her 6-year-old son.

Smiles | May 8, 2011, Sunday // 22:34 | Viewed: 1278

Boyko & the Presidential Cross

A: Did you hear Bulgaria's Prime Minister Boyko Borisov may run for president?

Smiles | May 4, 2011, Wednesday // 13:51 | Viewed: 1533

Bin Laden & Hollywood

A: Filmmakers in Hollywood are considering how to capitalize on the capture and death of Bin Laden.

Smiles | May 3, 2011, Tuesday // 16:55 | Viewed: 1291

Bulgarians at the Pyramids

Two Bulgarians went to Egypt to see the Pyramids.

Smiles | May 3, 2011, Tuesday // 00:39 | Viewed: 1217

Young Bulgarian Lawyers

Judge: Why did you hire such a young lawyer?

Smiles | May 2, 2011, Monday // 02:33 | Viewed: 1357

Harry + Pippa = ?

A: Should Prince Harry marry Pippa Middleton?

Smiles | April 29, 2011, Friday // 20:24 | Viewed: 14095

Army Food

A young Bulgarian soldier is joining the army.

Smiles | April 28, 2011, Thursday // 20:37 | Viewed: 1174

Bulgaria, Romania on Libya Mission*

A: Did you hear the news? Just like Romania Bulgaria is sending a navy frigate to join NATO's operation patrolling off Libya's coast.

Smiles | April 27, 2011, Wednesday // 08:40 | Viewed: 1469

Hippos

A hippo is lying in a swamp staring in the sunrise, wagging his ears and tail happily, and sighing blissfully.

Smiles | April 24, 2011, Sunday // 20:41 | Viewed: 1732

Format C: Complete

"Daddy, daddy, what does "Format C: Complete" mean??!!...

Smiles | April 21, 2011, Thursday // 20:37 | Viewed: 1685

Sofia Affairs

A luxury apartment building in the Lozenets quarter in Sofia.

Smiles | April 20, 2011, Wednesday // 22:25 | Viewed: 1624

Debut in Bulgarian Theatre

A young Bulgarian playwright is waiting in the foyer of the theater, where his play is being put on stage.

Smiles | April 18, 2011, Monday // 23:02 | Viewed: 1514

Health Advice

At the doctor's.

Smiles | April 18, 2011, Monday // 02:13 | Viewed: 1336

Bulgarian Army Dinner

"There are small stones and dirt in the soup," complain the soldiers in a Bulgarian Army platoon at dinner.

Smiles | April 14, 2011, Thursday // 22:23 | Viewed: 1718

Bulgarian Families

"Dad, witches don't exist, right?" asks the kid.

Smiles | April 13, 2011, Wednesday // 21:58 | Viewed: 1427
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