Drunk Bulgarian Driver

Smiles | November 26, 2009, Thursday // 07:06

A Bulgarian traffic cop pulls over a drunk driver, and asks him to do a breath alcohol test.

“I can’t do that, officer. I have asthma, I may die.”

“Let’s do a blood test then.”

“I can’t do that, either. I am a diabetic, I may die.”

“Alright, alright, then why don’t you just walk in a straight line!”

“I can’t do that, either.”

“Why?!?”

“Because I am drunk.”

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Tags: alcohol abuse, blood alcohol content, driver, drunk

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