Festive Steam Trains Return: Christmas Journeys Across Bulgaria
Bulgarian State Railways (BDZ) is bringing festive cheer this holiday season with a series of special Christmas steam locomotive train journeys across Bulgaria
A small provincial train station somewhere in Northeastern Bulgaria.
The head of the train station goes to the only passenger waiting on the platform, and tells him,
"It's no use waiting. The 3:30 train no longer stops at this station."
"Really?! Have they changed the train schedule again, those ********?!"
"No, I loaned BGN 100 to the locomotive engineer..."
Strong words - though unity in Bulgarian politics usually lasts about as long as a yogurt in the sun.
That’s because no one checks CPI when standing in the dairy aisle
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."
Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.
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