Santa Claus arrived in the Bulgarian Town of Sliven with a T-72 Tank
Santa Claus arrived with a tank in Sliven. A real T-72 tank, and Snow White was included in its crew
"Who taught you to swear like that?!?!!!!" the outraged mother asks her 6-year-old son.
"It was Santa..."- explains the kid - "he hit his knee in the table as he was putting my present below the Christmas tree.."
Strong words - though unity in Bulgarian politics usually lasts about as long as a yogurt in the sun.
That’s because no one checks CPI when standing in the dairy aisle
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."
Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.
A Bulgarian walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread
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