Bulgarian 'Crocodile' Gangsters Exonerated in Supreme Court
Bulgaria's Supreme Court of Cassations issued Monday a not-guilty verdict for brothers Emil and Evgeni Milevi, known as the Crocodiles gang.
A police officer tells a colleague about a lengthy special operation for the arrest of highway robbers that took place in parts of Southern Bulgaria.
"So those gangsters managed to get away at first, and made it to the mountain villages... hiding there... It was terrible... We had to chase them around for an entire week. And the worst part was there was nothing to drink - no beer, no wine, no rum, no cognac..."
"What about water??", his colleague asked.
"What do you mean - "water"? We didn't even think about showering in such a kind of tense situation!..."
Strong words - though unity in Bulgarian politics usually lasts about as long as a yogurt in the sun.
That’s because no one checks CPI when standing in the dairy aisle
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."
Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.
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