Sarcasm is a thing of unparalleled beauty.
Sarcastic people turn me on!
All sarcastic folks are sexier than sex was ever meant to be!
I hereby hoist a pint of bitter in honour of glorious sarcasm.
Sarcastic people rule... those who never exhibit sarcasm drool!
I love to shag sarcastic birds diagonally, mate!
"I love to shag sarcastic birds diagonally, mate!"
Have you shagged any lately? How come you didn't shag the wicked bitch back in the day? If there is a more dripping with sarcasm Bulgarian slut in this world, I have yet to encounter her. If she is as "lovely" in a mongol kind of way as you claim, then why didn't you shag her? Admit it, F16, sarcastic birds are unshaggable, dude! That evil bitch would just as soon bite your pr!ck off as let you shag her.
"Well, I am sure Bill will live through your lack of interest in him. It'll be hard, but he'll live."
Not that hard, actually. In fact, I feel better already. Busy making breakfast, and while the frozen sausages are heating up, I look in on this forum.
Haven't decided yet whether to go back to bed before doing the on-line crossword puzzles, but even staring at the wall is more productive than a discussion with her.
My current beautiful bird is overflowing with sarcasm, mate! Last time I shagged her was when she was here that weekend at the end of October when the NFL Wem-ber-ley match took place. She had tix for it. Me bird is feisty, sarcastic, fiercely independent, outspoken, courageous, hunourous, and takes no shit. My kind of bird.
Why look elsewhere for a good shag, then?
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