Smiles

Almonds without Chocolate

I was on the bus reading a book when someone tapped me on the shoulder.

Smiles | July 11, 2016, Monday // 07:09 | Viewed: 1889

Throwing a Snail

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

Smiles | July 8, 2016, Friday // 08:38 | Viewed: 1989

Starting Salary

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"

Smiles | July 7, 2016, Thursday // 08:04 | Viewed: 1830

Language Day

Several jokes about languages that appeared for the International Jokes Day celebrated every year on July 01.

Smiles | July 5, 2016, Tuesday // 09:53 | Viewed: 1749

Sloppy Handwriting

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand.

Smiles | July 4, 2016, Monday // 12:31 | Viewed: 1871

Lovers' Names

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.

Smiles | July 3, 2016, Sunday // 08:59 | Viewed: 1645

Brexit, England and Football

Several jokes about Brexit.

Smiles | June 30, 2016, Thursday // 11:32 | Viewed: 2067

Own Pockets

This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere.

Smiles | June 28, 2016, Tuesday // 10:23 | Viewed: 1775

Translating Corporate Emails: A Short Guide

I have a question. = I have 18 questions.

Smiles | June 27, 2016, Monday // 13:28 | Viewed: 1827

10 Facts about You

10 Facts About You: 

Smiles | June 25, 2016, Saturday // 13:14 | Viewed: 1704

Laurel and His Uncle

Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?'

Smiles | June 22, 2016, Wednesday // 09:57 | Viewed: 1838

My Wife Is So Sweet

"My wife is so sweet," a husband tells his friends.

Smiles | June 21, 2016, Tuesday // 08:52 | Viewed: 1947

Our Frankie

Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home.

Smiles | June 20, 2016, Monday // 11:25 | Viewed: 1492

Knowing the Girl

Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

Smiles | June 15, 2016, Wednesday // 11:05 | Viewed: 1836

The Best Painting

At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having ?a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work.

Smiles | June 5, 2016, Sunday // 17:06 | Viewed: 2528

Wet Floor

Two policemen call the station on their radio.

Smiles | May 27, 2016, Friday // 10:35 | Viewed: 2569

While God Isn't Watching

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples:

Smiles | April 13, 2016, Wednesday // 11:45 | Viewed: 7942

Panama Papers: Cartoon Humor

The Panama Papers affair, with millions of documents leaked out of law firm Mossack Fonseca showing world leaders and businesses' offshore dealings, has already become the subject of series of jokes and cartoons.

Smiles | April 5, 2016, Tuesday // 10:54 | Viewed: 7415

Gratitude

The two men stood on the lonely lighthouse.

Smiles | March 11, 2016, Friday // 08:33 | Viewed: 5510

This Pizza Is Just Bread

A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza:

Smiles | January 16, 2016, Saturday // 16:43 | Viewed: 9271

Mom's Permission

Son: "Dad, when will I be old enough so I don't have to ask mom for her permission to go out?" Dad: "Son, even I haven't grown old enough to go out without her permission!"

Smiles | December 29, 2015, Tuesday // 14:03 | Viewed: 8044
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