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ANYTHING FOR YOUR WIFE, SIR?

"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied.

Smiles | August 16, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 594

PASS ME THE STEAK...

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".

Smiles | August 15, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 637

THE CONSULTANT AND THE SHEPHERD

A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Bay sunglasses and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and a

Smiles | August 13, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 3359

BEGIN VACATION AS OF YESTERDAY…

A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

Smiles | August 13, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 582

IT`S YOUR PROBLEM...

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever.

Smiles | August 11, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 856

THE BIGGER FISH...

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish.

Smiles | August 11, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 911

WHO AKSED FOR CLEAN GLASS?

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea.

Smiles | August 9, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 685

YOU CAN CALL ME JOHN...

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked him.

Smiles | August 9, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 810

ON THE OTHER HAND...

The classified ad said, "Wanted: CEO needs a one armed consultant, with a social sciences degree and five years of experience."

Smiles | August 7, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 763

GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS...

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our

Smiles | August 6, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1294

WIFE OR MISTRESS...

A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

Smiles | August 5, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1757

MAY I HAVE A DOUBLE ROOM...

A traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby.

Smiles | August 4, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1478

IT`S SIX. GET OUT OF BED!

Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs.

Smiles | August 3, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1522

NEVER BEEN BETTER

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted.

Smiles | August 2, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1325

I WON THE LOTTTERY

A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery."

Smiles | August 1, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1709
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