Smiles

$ 500

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!

Smiles | September 18, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 430

ECONOMIST

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

Smiles | September 16, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 398

FISHING

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

Smiles | September 15, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 466

POSH SHOP

On a visit to Chicago, a lady is eager to visit a posh department store about a dozen blocks from our hotel. Her husband obligingly hailed a cab.

Smiles | September 14, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 425

THE BOSS

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says "The parrot on the left costs $500.

Smiles | September 13, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 477

THREE ENVELOPES

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large international produce corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and

Smiles | September 12, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 424

SPECIAL RATES

A famous Airline company recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessm

Smiles | September 10, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 416

READY

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically.

Smiles | September 9, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 422

TIE

A man goes into a restaurant and the maitre'd stops him. "Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter".

Smiles | September 8, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 411

BROTHER

Two guys in a car drive right through the red light. "Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger.

Smiles | September 7, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 486

PILL

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.

Smiles | September 6, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 429

DIVORCED BARBIE

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.

Smiles | September 6, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 469

WE REGRET WE WERE LATE TODAY

Today we were a couple of hours late late because of a hardware problem caused by the provider Spectrum.Net.

Smiles | September 5, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 492

A BOTTLE

A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe.

Smiles | September 5, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 572

EVE

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God.

Smiles | September 3, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 477

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Two Philadelphia policemen are on their beat one night when they come across a little boy sitting dejectedly on the curb.

Smiles | September 2, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 535

NEWS

A gynecologist says to his patient, "Mrs. Brawn,

Smiles | September 1, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 419

QUARTER

A little boy walked down the beach, and as he did, he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand.

Smiles | August 31, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 564

FLORIST

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

Smiles | August 30, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 536

THE INSTRUCTOR...

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.

Smiles | August 29, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 520

MR. SMITH?

A timid little man in a restraunt carefully touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat.

Smiles | August 28, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 578
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