Smiles

OBSERVATION

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.

Smiles | October 8, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 430

FACE

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.

Smiles | October 8, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 609

WORDS

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered.

Smiles | October 6, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 524

CHEAP

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

Smiles | October 5, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 634

TEACHERS

Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed.

Smiles | October 5, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 711

TIE

-A man goes to the dentist and says: -My teeth are kind of yellow, what do you recommend?

Smiles | October 4, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 569

ANSWERS

Answering machine at the Mental Hospital... "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...

Smiles | October 2, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 645

LAWS

* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Smiles | October 2, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 519

BIRTHDAY

A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual.

Smiles | September 30, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 421

COURT

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

Smiles | September 29, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 439

IDEA

The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party.

Smiles | September 29, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 428

WORLD

There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house.

Smiles | September 28, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 388

NOISE

A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job.

Smiles | September 26, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 408

CONTROL

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

Smiles | September 26, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 510

LAWYER

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

Smiles | September 25, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 417

UPSTAIRS

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to

Smiles | September 23, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 473

INFREQUENTLY

An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off; they share each other's values, enjoy the same jokes, and find pleasure in each other's company.

Smiles | September 22, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 396

AIN`T MY...

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.

Smiles | September 21, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 405

FOURTH

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang.

Smiles | September 20, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 388

MARTINI

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

Smiles | September 20, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 392

LESSON

The director of a local alcholics anonymous meeting decided that he would actually show his new group the evils of drinking. On the table in front of him, he pops down a glass of water,a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

Smiles | September 18, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 440
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