Smiles

SHINGLES

A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Smiles | November 7, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 516

BABY

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

Smiles | November 6, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 451

PHOTOGRAPHER

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire.

Smiles | November 5, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 437

MANAGEMENT

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.

Smiles | November 4, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 411

HITTER

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.

Smiles | November 3, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 454

GENDER

"A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Smiles | November 2, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 525

ACCOUNTANT

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a

Smiles | November 1, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 415

MULTIMILLIONAIRE

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.

Smiles | October 31, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 414

HELP

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

Smiles | October 30, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 398

DATE

A really good-looking girl was giving a man a manicure in the barber shop. "How about a date when you finish work?" he asked.

Smiles | October 29, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 416

MATHS

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

Smiles | October 29, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 416

INTEGRITY

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in.

Smiles | October 27, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 441

FAIRNESS

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read: 'BEST DEALS'

Smiles | October 26, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 431

ACCOMMODATION

A husband and wife check out from a hotel after one night stay. The man explodes when he sees that the bill is $350.

Smiles | October 25, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 562

HUG

A couple was having some trouble, so they went to a marriage counselor.

Smiles | October 24, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 647

STATE JOB

A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what`s in his old filing cabinet.

Smiles | October 23, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 666

911

A man frantically calls 911 and says: `help!!!...

Smiles | October 22, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 491

TERRIBLE

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.

Smiles | October 22, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 665

DILEMMA

A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services.

Smiles | October 20, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 588

WISHES

A secretary, an assistant, and a partner from a big law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

Smiles | October 19, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 613

TRAINEE

A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the cafe and shouted in the phone:

Smiles | October 18, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 465
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