John: Don't worry I'm sure your wife will stop in a shop until the rain stops.
Paul: But that's exactly what I'm woried about!
November 19, 2001, Monday // 00:00 |
- Why did the computers crash during the first round of the presidential elections in Bulgaria last Sunday?
- Because they were surprised by the results of the elections.
November 18, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 |
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife,
"Get me a beer before it starts.
November 17, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 |
Two mothers were talking about their sons.
November 16, 2001, Friday // 00:00 |
A man and a woman had terrible car accident and both cars were very badly damaged. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe.
November 15, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 |
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked.
November 14, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 |
Jane: Does your husband remember the date of your marriage?
Mary: Fortunately not.
November 13, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 |
An eight-year-old boy makes marriage proposal to his seven years old girlfriend Mary.
Mary: I am sorry, Peter but that will not work out.
November 12, 2001, Monday // 00:00 |
A young man is to get married.
Future mother in law: So, young man, as far as I understand you want to become my son in law?
November 11, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 |
Mary and Jane talk in a caf?. Mary seems quite worried.
November 10, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 |
5-years old Mary attends for the first time in her life a marriage ceremony.
November 9, 2001, Friday // 00:00 |
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.
November 8, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 |
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
November 7, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 |
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.
November 6, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 |
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire.
November 5, 2001, Monday // 00:00 |
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.
November 4, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 |
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat:
"I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.
November 3, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 |
"A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
November 2, 2001, Friday // 00:00 |
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a
November 1, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 |
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.
October 31, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 |
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
October 30, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 |
50% more Chinese Tourists in Bulgaria
Potentially Defective Aluminum was used by All Car Manufacturers in Japan