Smiles

POLITICS

Three friends - a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician - were discussing which of their professions was the oldest.

Smiles | November 28, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 355

NEW JOB

Fifteen-year-old daughter Jessica was delighted when she got her first job as a hostess at a restaurant that has been owned and operated by the same family for years.

Smiles | November 27, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 482

KNOWLEDGE

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Smiles | November 26, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 380

WIFE

At the court. “Sir, why didn’t you try to save your wife when she started to drown in the lake?”

Smiles | November 25, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 455

DIFFERENCE

At a cafe. "What is this – coffee or tea?", an angry customer asks.

Smiles | November 24, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 506

COMPROMISE

A man and a woman discuss their future marriage life. She: Darling, promise me that you’ll give up cards.

Smiles | November 23, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 393

JOHNNY

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

Smiles | November 22, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 405

IN A MINUTE

A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.

Smiles | November 21, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 536

WRITER

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

Smiles | November 20, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 495

ANXIETY

John: Don't worry I'm sure your wife will stop in a shop until the rain stops. Paul: But that's exactly what I'm woried about!

Smiles | November 19, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 449

ELECTIONS

- Why did the computers crash during the first round of the presidential elections in Bulgaria last Sunday? - Because they were surprised by the results of the elections.

Smiles | November 18, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 393

WIFE

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts.

Smiles | November 17, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 444

SAINT

Two mothers were talking about their sons.

Smiles | November 16, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 478

WOMEN

A man and a woman had terrible car accident and both cars were very badly damaged. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe.

Smiles | November 15, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 419

IMAGINATION

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked.

Smiles | November 14, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 551

ANNIVERSARY

Jane: Does your husband remember the date of your marriage? Mary: Fortunately not.

Smiles | November 13, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 428

KIDS

An eight-year-old boy makes marriage proposal to his seven years old girlfriend Mary. Mary: I am sorry, Peter but that will not work out.

Smiles | November 12, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 419

DESIRE

A young man is to get married. Future mother in law: So, young man, as far as I understand you want to become my son in law?

Smiles | November 11, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 416

INFIDELITY

Mary and Jane talk in a caf?. Mary seems quite worried.

Smiles | November 10, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 438

BLACK&WHITE

5-years old Mary attends for the first time in her life a marriage ceremony.

Smiles | November 9, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 493

BUSINESS

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.

Smiles | November 8, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 494
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