Smiles

ANXIETY

John: Don't worry I'm sure your wife will stop in a shop until the rain stops. Paul: But that's exactly what I'm woried about!

Smiles | November 19, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 416

ELECTIONS

- Why did the computers crash during the first round of the presidential elections in Bulgaria last Sunday? - Because they were surprised by the results of the elections.

Smiles | November 18, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 346

WIFE

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts.

Smiles | November 17, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 413

SAINT

Two mothers were talking about their sons.

Smiles | November 16, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 421

WOMEN

A man and a woman had terrible car accident and both cars were very badly damaged. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe.

Smiles | November 15, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 373

IMAGINATION

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked.

Smiles | November 14, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 504

ANNIVERSARY

Jane: Does your husband remember the date of your marriage? Mary: Fortunately not.

Smiles | November 13, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 387

KIDS

An eight-year-old boy makes marriage proposal to his seven years old girlfriend Mary. Mary: I am sorry, Peter but that will not work out.

Smiles | November 12, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 381

DESIRE

A young man is to get married. Future mother in law: So, young man, as far as I understand you want to become my son in law?

Smiles | November 11, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 361

INFIDELITY

Mary and Jane talk in a caf?. Mary seems quite worried.

Smiles | November 10, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 400

BLACK&WHITE

5-years old Mary attends for the first time in her life a marriage ceremony.

Smiles | November 9, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 447

BUSINESS

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.

Smiles | November 8, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 431

SHINGLES

A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Smiles | November 7, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 448

BABY

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

Smiles | November 6, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 417

PHOTOGRAPHER

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire.

Smiles | November 5, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 411

MANAGEMENT

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.

Smiles | November 4, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 376

HITTER

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.

Smiles | November 3, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 379

GENDER

"A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Smiles | November 2, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 463

ACCOUNTANT

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a

Smiles | November 1, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 373

MULTIMILLIONAIRE

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.

Smiles | October 31, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 364

HELP

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

Smiles | October 30, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 354
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