Smiles

KINDERGARDEN

A mother's youngest child was thrilled when her turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure they had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, she woke everybody up early.

Smiles | December 19, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 345

WIVES

A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age.

Smiles | December 18, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 335

INTERVIEW

While interviewing a prospective candidate for an entry-level job the Human Resource Manager of a large Fortune 500 company stated to the job candidate: "I see that you've had no computer training.

Smiles | December 17, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 514

MEDICINES

A husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful.

Smiles | December 16, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 297

CENSUS

Old Aunt Bertha was sitting on his porch, when this fella walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. "What can I do for you?" Aunt Bertha politely asked.

Smiles | December 15, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 317

BLIND DATE

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered.

Smiles | December 14, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 336

PROGNOSIS

Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Jasper Ryan ran up a terrible record of forecasting for the TV news. He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and showed that he'd been wrong almost three hun

Smiles | December 13, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 334

FATHERS

One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn’s crib. Silently she watched him.

Smiles | December 12, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 378

SPIRITS

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

Smiles | December 11, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 442

IQ

A guy was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man's driver's license, he said, "You're wearing glasses in your ID and you're not now.

Smiles | December 10, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 415

BON APETIT!

At a restaurant.

Smiles | December 9, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1396

OPINION

"What do you call exchange of opinions?" "Well, it happens when you go into the boss' office convinced in the rightness of your opinion, and go out convinced in the rightness of his.

Smiles | December 8, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 354

GOD

A Sunday school teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a letter to God. The children were to bring back their letter the following Sunday.

Smiles | December 7, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 439

ADVICE

A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. He asked him, "What's the quickest way to York?"

Smiles | December 6, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 426

SILENCE

During their golden anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied, "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.

Smiles | December 5, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 382

BOSS

A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss.

Smiles | December 4, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 382

ADVICE

Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70.

Smiles | December 3, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 468

50-50

A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!" All the other Senators pleaded to the angry member th

Smiles | December 2, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 463

ENCOURAGEMENT

Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the roles for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a role.

Smiles | December 1, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 434

PRAYER

The Sunday School teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?" "No ma'am," he replied, "We don't have to.

Smiles | November 30, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 364

MOTHER-IN-LAW

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married.

Smiles | November 29, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 409
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