Smiles

Running out of Mochas

I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning.

Smiles | January 21, 2015, Wednesday // 07:37 | Viewed: 131328

Wikipedia, Google, Internet: Which One Is Most Important?

Wikipedia, Google and the Internet are having a dispute.

Smiles | January 15, 2015, Thursday // 08:54 | Viewed: 2598

Complete and Finished

The difference between complete and finished? If you marry the right one, that's complete.

Smiles | January 13, 2015, Tuesday // 13:57 | Viewed: 1752

Charlie Hebdo: Political Correctness

A cartoon from 2006 that has resurfaced all around the web after January 7's Charlie Hebdo attack.

Smiles | January 8, 2015, Thursday // 12:50 | Viewed: 1846

Charlie Hebdo: Cartoonists and Their Act of Solidarity

Cartoonists from across the world reacted to the developments in Paris, France, where an attack on the satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo left 12 people dead and 10 injured.

Smiles | January 8, 2015, Thursday // 08:18 | Viewed: 1665

How to Charge a Customer

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: “As you are fitting her glasses, if she asks how much they cost, you say ‘$150.

Smiles | January 7, 2015, Wednesday // 12:19 | Viewed: 1602

A New Year Prayer for the Elderly

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.

Smiles | January 4, 2015, Sunday // 10:58 | Viewed: 1658

Paul's Last Pictures

Paul was a photographer for the Baltimore Sun, and was scheduled to fly out on a plane to take some pictures.

Smiles | December 29, 2014, Monday // 11:47 | Viewed: 2223

The Taliban Vs Kanye West

"The United States has been using Twitter to help fight the Taliban.

Smiles | December 26, 2014, Friday // 13:56 | Viewed: 1836

Ignoring Our Children

A wife to her husband: 

Smiles | December 24, 2014, Wednesday // 12:56 | Viewed: 1721

Ruble Tweets

"Did you manage to make a wish?" a euro coin asks a dollar coin while watching the ruble fall.

Smiles | December 21, 2014, Sunday // 13:18 | Viewed: 1522

Ruble Jokes

Russians joking bitterly with the dramatic situation of the ruble.

Smiles | December 18, 2014, Thursday // 13:21 | Viewed: 2016

Credit Rating

Standard & Poor's downgraded Russia's credit rating from AAA to AHAHAHA.

Smiles | December 18, 2014, Thursday // 10:40 | Viewed: 1399

Drink and Drive

I was drunk when I had my drivers license picture taken.

Smiles | December 16, 2014, Tuesday // 16:53 | Viewed: 2023

'Go to Hell' Said in a Nice Way

Q: What is the definition of diplomacy?A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Smiles | December 10, 2014, Wednesday // 12:26 | Viewed: 2160

The Doppler Effect

Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect? A: Go out at and look at cars.

Smiles | December 3, 2014, Wednesday // 16:37 | Viewed: 2381

High Time for Confessions

Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside.

Smiles | November 22, 2014, Saturday // 15:39 | Viewed: 2144

A Disconcerting Husband

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Smiles | November 20, 2014, Thursday // 11:28 | Viewed: 2123

Sound Drunk

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

Smiles | November 14, 2014, Friday // 12:21 | Viewed: 1852

Marriage Certificate

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Smiles | November 12, 2014, Wednesday // 09:51 | Viewed: 2227

Bulgarian Economic Studies

How do you explain an economic reform in Bulgaria?Well, it is just like somebody putting off your jacket to give you a T-Shirt and tell you, "Oh, you have a wonderful new coat!"

Smiles | November 11, 2014, Tuesday // 17:20 | Viewed: 1504
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