Sleep Problems
"How is your sleep?"
An official of the Bulgarian Presidency is at a scheduled meeting with the President (unspecified).
Somebody rings the doorbell of a house in Sofia.
"Dear, you don't love me any more as you used to! You even love our dog more than you love me!"
A highly-bribable Bulgarian traffic control policeman pulls over a shiny car.
A: Did you hear the good news today? There are none of those deadly cucumbers from Spain in Bulgaria.
News from the Crime section of a Bulgarian newspaper:
"You idiots! Why do you have this cat on top of the tank driving around with you?!" shouts the enraged major at the tank crew in a Bulgarian military base.
A: I am watching Bulgarian nationalist leader Volen Siderov on TV right now, but I cannot hear him violently ranting against Turks.
As long as we don't get offside too many times everything will be OK
Dylan is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and is giving him a big 'hello'.
Q: Can a communist regime be installed in Luxembourg?
A foreigner took a Bulgarian train.
Q: Is Minister Traicho Traikov colour-blind?
A three-headed dragon tortured a Bulgarian village devouring virgins, young men, and the locals' potatoes.
"Who taught you to swear like that?!?!!!!" the outraged mother asks her 6-year-old son.
A: Did you hear Bulgaria's Prime Minister Boyko Borisov may run for president?
A: Filmmakers in Hollywood are considering how to capitalize on the capture and death of Bin Laden.
Two Bulgarians went to Egypt to see the Pyramids.
Judge: Why did you hire such a young lawyer?
A: Should Prince Harry marry Pippa Middleton?
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