Boyko Borisov Inaugurated
Second after he was born, Boyko Borisov cut his umbilical cord himself and said:
Second after he was born, Boyko Borisov cut his umbilical cord himself and said:
A: Do you remember that famous "Wag the Dog" movie, starring Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro?
The true web developer can never starve to death.
A Bulgarian tourist on an "all inclusive" package at a Greek hotel is checking out the business hours of the hotel restaurant.
A Bulgarian pensioner enters a sex shop, and addresses the shop assistent with his consumer desires:
A cow meets a kitten and says:
"Why is the Bulgarian national rhythmic gymnastics team unable to practice?"
A Bulgarian primary school teacher is asking questions in class.
A hunter got lost in the woods, and decided to take shelter in a cave.
A Hollywood Cinema Studio was looking for an actor to play the role of Don Corleone in what was expected to be a blockbuster.
End of the working day in a big commercial bank in Sofia.
An official of the Bulgarian Presidency is at a scheduled meeting with the President (unspecified).
Somebody rings the doorbell of a house in Sofia.
"Dear, you don't love me any more as you used to! You even love our dog more than you love me!"
A highly-bribable Bulgarian traffic control policeman pulls over a shiny car.
A: Did you hear the good news today? There are none of those deadly cucumbers from Spain in Bulgaria.
News from the Crime section of a Bulgarian newspaper:
"You idiots! Why do you have this cat on top of the tank driving around with you?!" shouts the enraged major at the tank crew in a Bulgarian military base.
A: I am watching Bulgarian nationalist leader Volen Siderov on TV right now, but I cannot hear him violently ranting against Turks.
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