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WE REGRET WE WERE LATE TODAY

Today we were a couple of hours late late because of a hardware problem caused by the provider Spectrum.Net.

Smiles | September 5, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 737

A BOTTLE

A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe.

Smiles | September 5, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 825

EVE

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God.

Smiles | September 3, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 659

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Two Philadelphia policemen are on their beat one night when they come across a little boy sitting dejectedly on the curb.

Smiles | September 2, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 753

NEWS

A gynecologist says to his patient, "Mrs. Brawn,

Smiles | September 1, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 610

QUARTER

A little boy walked down the beach, and as he did, he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand.

Smiles | August 31, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 916

FLORIST

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

Smiles | August 30, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 751

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.

Smiles | August 29, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 719

MR. SMITH?

A timid little man in a restraunt carefully touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat.

Smiles | August 28, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 807

FOOLISH

In 1968 in small town in South of Poland a member of city council, angry with stupid decisions of city government said "A half of the city government is foolish".

Smiles | August 27, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 769

21, 21 ...

A little old lady was walking down the street, and she kept repeating, "21, 21."

Smiles | August 26, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 744

CONFESSION

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two 18 year old girls. Both of them.

Smiles | August 25, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 674

FATHER OF...

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

Smiles | August 24, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 749

YES OR NO...

Businessman was on a flight to Hong Kong once. The flight would be seven hours long, so he decided to get some shuteye.

Smiles | August 23, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1200

$500

This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in.

Smiles | August 22, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 773

MY BODY`S PAINING...

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.

Smiles | August 21, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 954

SMART & DUMB

Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

Smiles | August 20, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 1003

ME AND MY BOSS

When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

Smiles | August 20, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 679

IT`S SO EASY TO LEARN SWIM OR RIDE...

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four.

Smiles | August 18, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 832

HE ASKED ME TO PLAY DOCTOR...

The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor."

Smiles | August 17, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 824

IS THIS HER FIRST CHILD?

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

Smiles | August 17, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 952