Smiles
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack.
She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job.
Smiles | September 26, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
Smiles | September 26, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00
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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
Smiles | September 25, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00
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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to
Smiles | September 23, 2001, Sunday // 00:00
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An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off; they share each other's values, enjoy the same jokes, and find pleasure in each other's company.
Smiles | September 22, 2001, Saturday // 00:00
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There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
Smiles | September 21, 2001, Friday // 00:00
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A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang.
Smiles | September 20, 2001, Thursday // 00:00
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
Smiles | September 20, 2001, Thursday // 00:00
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The director of a local alcholics anonymous meeting decided that he would actually show his new group the evils of drinking.
On the table in front of him, he pops down a glass of water,a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
Smiles | September 18, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00
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A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:
$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!
Smiles | September 18, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00
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A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
Smiles | September 16, 2001, Sunday // 00:00
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A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
Smiles | September 15, 2001, Saturday // 00:00
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On a visit to Chicago, a lady is eager to visit a posh department store about a dozen blocks from our hotel. Her husband obligingly hailed a cab.
Smiles | September 14, 2001, Friday // 00:00
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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says "The parrot on the left costs $500.
Smiles | September 13, 2001, Thursday // 00:00
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A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large international produce corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and
Smiles | September 12, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00
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A famous Airline company recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessm
Smiles | September 10, 2001, Monday // 00:00
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Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically.
Smiles | September 9, 2001, Sunday // 00:00
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A man goes into a restaurant and the maitre'd stops him.
"Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter".
Smiles | September 8, 2001, Saturday // 00:00
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Two guys in a car drive right through the red light. "Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger.
Smiles | September 7, 2001, Friday // 00:00
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.
Smiles | September 6, 2001, Thursday // 00:00
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Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
Smiles | September 6, 2001, Thursday // 00:00
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Bulgaria's Perperikon: A European Counterpart to Peru's Machu Picchu
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