Smiles
The Judge said to the defendant. `I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.
Smiles | October 17, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT: `And what starting salary were you looking for?`
The candidate said: `In the range of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.
Smiles | October 16, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00
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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him:
`Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!`
Smiles | October 15, 2001, Monday // 00:00
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There was a middle aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Smiles | October 14, 2001, Sunday // 00:00
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A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."
Smiles | October 14, 2001, Sunday // 00:00
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They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn`t been talking to each other.
Smiles | October 12, 2001, Friday // 00:00
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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.
Smiles | October 11, 2001, Thursday // 00:00
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A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail.
Smiles | October 10, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00
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`Do you believe in life after death?` the boss asked one of his employees.
Smiles | October 9, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
Smiles | October 8, 2001, Monday // 00:00
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A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.
Smiles | October 8, 2001, Monday // 00:00
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered.
Smiles | October 6, 2001, Saturday // 00:00
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One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
Smiles | October 5, 2001, Friday // 00:00
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Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed.
Smiles | October 5, 2001, Friday // 00:00
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-A man goes to the dentist and says:
-My teeth are kind of yellow, what do you recommend?
Smiles | October 4, 2001, Thursday // 00:00
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Answering machine at the Mental Hospital...
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...
Smiles | October 2, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00
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* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
Smiles | October 2, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual.
Smiles | September 30, 2001, Sunday // 00:00
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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
Smiles | September 29, 2001, Saturday // 00:00
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The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party.
Smiles | September 29, 2001, Saturday // 00:00
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There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?"
The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house.
Smiles | September 28, 2001, Friday // 00:00
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Bulgaria's Perperikon: A European Counterpart to Peru's Machu Picchu
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