The Judge said to the defendant. `I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.

Smiles | October 17, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 457


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT: `And what starting salary were you looking for?` The candidate said: `In the range of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.

Smiles | October 16, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 579


There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him: `Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!`

Smiles | October 15, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 533


There was a middle aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

Smiles | October 14, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 846


A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."

Smiles | October 14, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 728


They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn`t been talking to each other.

Smiles | October 12, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 793


A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

Smiles | October 11, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 632


A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail.

Smiles | October 10, 2001, Wednesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 728


`Do you believe in life after death?` the boss asked one of his employees.

Smiles | October 9, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 741


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.

Smiles | October 8, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 621


A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.

Smiles | October 8, 2001, Monday // 00:00 | Viewed: 793


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered.

Smiles | October 6, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 685


One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

Smiles | October 5, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 834


Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed.

Smiles | October 5, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 947


-A man goes to the dentist and says: -My teeth are kind of yellow, what do you recommend?

Smiles | October 4, 2001, Thursday // 00:00 | Viewed: 829


Answering machine at the Mental Hospital... "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...

Smiles | October 2, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 824


* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Smiles | October 2, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00 | Viewed: 762


A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual.

Smiles | September 30, 2001, Sunday // 00:00 | Viewed: 613


A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

Smiles | September 29, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 618


The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party.

Smiles | September 29, 2001, Saturday // 00:00 | Viewed: 628


There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house.

Smiles | September 28, 2001, Friday // 00:00 | Viewed: 530
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