Smiles
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
Smiles | February 24, 2002, Sunday // 00:00
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A young lady visited a matchmaker. "I'm looking for a spouse.
Smiles | February 23, 2002, Saturday // 00:00
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"Mr. Johnson, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.
Smiles | February 22, 2002, Friday // 00:00
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over t
Smiles | February 21, 2002, Thursday // 00:00
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Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the French border.
The French Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro.
Smiles | February 20, 2002, Wednesday // 00:00
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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedue for 2 weeks.
Smiles | February 19, 2002, Tuesday // 00:00
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One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.
Smiles | February 18, 2002, Monday // 00:00
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An architect, a fine arts painter and a lawyer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with one's wife or his mistress.
The architect said, "I enjoy time with my wife.
Smiles | February 17, 2002, Sunday // 00:00
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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second Engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
Smiles | February 16, 2002, Saturday // 00:00
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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
Smiles | February 15, 2002, Friday // 00:00
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One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?"
My sister in law stammered a bit, but finally got her composure.
Smiles | February 14, 2002, Thursday // 00:00
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Three proud mothers were describing the virtues of their children.
Smiles | February 13, 2002, Wednesday // 00:00
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Mr. Jones patted his daughter's hand fondly, and told her,
Smiles | February 12, 2002, Tuesday // 00:00
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The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked: "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15
Smiles | February 11, 2002, Monday // 00:00
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A company-owner went to India. In one of the temples he saw the statue of the six-armed goddess.
Smiles | February 10, 2002, Sunday // 00:00
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Angry customer:
"These eggs seem to be very old.
Smiles | February 9, 2002, Saturday // 00:00
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"I am discharging your husband from the hospital," the doctor said. "and pronouncing him completely cured.
Smiles | February 8, 2002, Friday // 00:00
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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
Smiles | February 7, 2002, Thursday // 00:00
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.
Smiles | February 6, 2002, Wednesday // 00:00
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A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future. He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you on this lovely day?"
Smiles | February 5, 2002, Tuesday // 00:00
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said,
Smiles | February 4, 2002, Monday // 00:00
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