Smiles
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Smiles | April 7, 2002, Sunday // 00:00
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The son of a technician asks his father: "Daddy, why the sun rises at the east and goes down at the west?"
The technician answers immediately: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Smiles | April 6, 2002, Saturday // 00:00
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Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
Smiles | April 5, 2002, Friday // 00:00
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A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
Smiles | April 4, 2002, Thursday // 00:00
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Tom: "I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!"
Peter: "You're on.
Smiles | April 3, 2002, Wednesday // 00:00
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Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Smiles | April 2, 2002, Tuesday // 00:00
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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
Smiles | April 1, 2002, Monday // 00:00
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
Smiles | March 31, 2002, Sunday // 00:00
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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Smiles | March 30, 2002, Saturday // 00:00
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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered.
Smiles | March 29, 2002, Friday // 00:00
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I have an earache.
Smiles | March 28, 2002, Thursday // 00:00
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A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
Smiles | March 27, 2002, Wednesday // 00:00
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Question: What is 1 + 2 ?
Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions.
Smiles | March 26, 2002, Tuesday // 00:00
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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
Smiles | March 25, 2002, Monday // 00:00
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"Well, how are you getting on with your dating of the banker's daughter?"
"Not so bad.
Smiles | March 24, 2002, Sunday // 00:00
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A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C.
Smiles | March 23, 2002, Saturday // 00:00
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An economist is back in his old college town many years after graduation and decides to drop in on one of his old professors.
Smiles | March 22, 2002, Friday // 00:00
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A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case.
The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client.
Smiles | March 21, 2002, Thursday // 00:00
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A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy.
Smiles | March 20, 2002, Wednesday // 00:00
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A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
Smiles | March 19, 2002, Tuesday // 00:00
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There were three people in a crashing plane: Bill Gates, the Dalai Lama and a little girl.
Bill Gates rose and said, " I am the world's smartest man.
Smiles | March 18, 2002, Monday // 00:00
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