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“Unity makes strength,” Bulgaria's PM told the world

Strong words - though unity in Bulgarian politics usually lasts about as long as a yogurt in the sun.

Smiles | September 27, 2025, Saturday // 11:07 | Viewed: 7454

The ECB says inflation is down to 2%, but people don’t feel richer

That’s because no one checks CPI when standing in the dairy aisle

Smiles | September 27, 2025, Saturday // 11:06 | Viewed: 5561

Why did Bulgaria’s eurozone debate turn into a folk dance?

Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!

Smiles | May 26, 2025, Monday // 19:49 | Viewed: 9219

What did Putin say after inspecting the Russian military parade?

"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."

Smiles | May 9, 2025, Friday // 14:34 | Viewed: 15085

Why did Bulgaria’s F-16 jet refuse to take off?

Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.

Smiles | May 9, 2025, Friday // 14:31 | Viewed: 2082

A Bulgarian walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread

A Bulgarian walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread

Smiles | April 2, 2025, Wednesday // 12:13 | Viewed: 4447

A tourist asked a Bulgarian what the secret to their delicious food was

A tourist asked a Bulgarian what the secret to their delicious food was

Smiles | April 2, 2025, Wednesday // 12:11 | Viewed: 4561

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:10 | Viewed: 4999

What did 0 say to 8?

What did 0 say to 8?

Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:09 | Viewed: 5433

Why do the French eat snails?

Why do the French eat snails?

Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:07 | Viewed: 1021

What do cows say when they hear a bad joke?

“I am not amoosed.

Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:07 | Viewed: 1037

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:06 | Viewed: 939

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Because it was cultured.

Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:06 | Viewed: 972

What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?

The space bar.

Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:06 | Viewed: 965

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison

Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:05 | Viewed: 3511

What did one hat say to the other?

You wait here.

Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:04 | Viewed: 883

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:54 | Viewed: 179517

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me.

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:53 | Viewed: 176501

How does Moses make tea?

How does Moses make tea?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:53 | Viewed: 11082

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:52 | Viewed: 14866

How do you drown a hipster?

How do you drown a hipster?

Smiles | June 9, 2020, Tuesday // 15:52 | Viewed: 10577
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