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Smiles | October 25, 2001, Thursday // 00:00| Views: | Comments: 0

A husband and wife check out from a hotel after one night stay. The man explodes when he sees that the bill is $350. He insists to speak to the manager.

The manager listens to the man and then explains the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

The man replies, `But we didn`t use these facilities!` And the manager, unmoved, replies `But it was here, and you could have.`

Ultimately, the man gives up and agrees to pay. So he writes a check and gives it to the manager. The manager is surprised when he looks at the check. `But sir,` he says, `this check is only made out for $100.`

`That`s right,` says the man. `I charged you $250 for sleeping with my
wife.`

`But I didn`t!` exclaims the manager.

`Well,` the man replies, `she was here, and you could have.`
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