STATE JOB

Smiles | October 23, 2001, Tuesday // 00:00| Views: | Comments: 0
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A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what`s in his old filing cabinet.

He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. `This would look nice on my mantelpiece,` he thinks, so he takes it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.

`I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!` POOF! A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once.

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. `I wish to be on an island where no one but beautiful & lonely women reside.`

POOF! Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females fighting over him.

He then tells the genie his third and last wish: `I wish I`d never have to work ever again.

` POOF! He`s back in his government office.
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