Slavi's Joke: April's Fools Day Joke

Society | September 19, 2003, Friday // 00:00

A Bulgarian guy named Tsanko Dustabanov had a couple of drinks with colleagues and friends as he marked his 35th wedding anniversary.

In the late evening, or should I say in the early morning, Tsanko decided that it was high time he went home and celebrated the special occasion with his beloved one Malinka.

He entered his home and with a passionate voice said, "Malinke, my love, get undressed and prepare yourself, we are going to spend one fantastic and lustful night."

"But, Tsanko..." Malinka whispered knowing that her beloved husband was impotent.

"No but, I said, we will have some lovely time together. So get undressed immediately," Tsanko said in a tone that bears no objections. So Malinka had no other choice!

She lay on the bed revealing the boundlessness of her naked body and lustfully whispered "Oh, Tsanko..."

In that very moment Tsanko smiled widely and happily said "Ha-ha, an April's Fools Day joke..."

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