A young, healthy and handsome man dated a beautiful girl for some two months. He took her to cafes, bought her flowers, so it was all very romantic.

One evening, on their way to the girl's house, the man dropped in a drug store to buy condoms. As you know, there are many types of condoms, but this particular drug store had only three types available at that moment -white, black and Mickey Mouse design.

The man was at a loss which condom to choose - the Mickey Mouse condoms seemed to be the worst option, since they were too childish, the white ones were all too conventional, so he opted for the black ones.

He headed for the girl's house and trembling with excitement pressed the doorbell.

Here the story stops to continue nine months later when the girl gave birth to a little and suspiciously dark baby boy.

The boy grew up healthy and happy but one day he asked his father:

"Daddy, Mum is blonde with blue eye and so are you. Tell me how come I am so dark-skinned?"

"You must be grateful that you are not Mickey Mouse!", his father answered.