Slavi's Joke: Virility

Society | May 2, 2003, Friday // 00:00

A courtroom. Swarming with spectators... And what for?

Because the case that is being heard there is truly unbelievable. The defendant is 85-year old man who stands there timidly and looks utterly disinterested in the thing that go on around him.

The jury enters following a young female judge.

"The defendant rise!" she says. "So, you've been accused that around 8 pm on January 3 in one of the remote residential areas of this city you raped a young woman. An hour later, in another part of the city - tens of kilometers away - you raped another victim. Later on, at 10 pm you did the same ting whom a woman whom you had met again many kilometers away from the last site. Do you plead guilty?"

"I do," the old man said. "I confessed what I did. There is no use of hiding the truth."

"Excuse me," the judge startled. "May I ask you a question not as a judge but as a woman? Would you mind explaining to me how could you do that as old as you are? Within three hours you raped three women in three different parts of the city?"

"Well, it's simple," the gray-haired defendant replied modestly. "What is the big deal? I own a scooter!"

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