Slavi's Joke: Choice

Society | April 25, 2003, Friday // 00:00

So, here is a fairy tale! Once upon a time there lived a very wise man who had a son. The son had have long entered that specific age when marriage is imperative but had not mentioned a single word on the issue. The father began to worry. But he was precisely worried by the fact that his son was not yet married. He didn't think of something else because in the impeccable world of fairy tales there are no such places as gay bars.

One day, the father decided to touch the issue but he wanted to do it tactfully. "Well... my son! Do you have a girlfriend," he asked.

The son replied: "Yes, I do. And by the way, I have three of them."

The father stroked his beard. "Well son, don't you think it's a high time you got married? I want grandchildren... But if you are not sure which one to choose, I will give you a hell of an advice. Here, take 15,000 dollars. You can divide the money in three portions for the three girls and then you can make your decision."

In a few days, the father called his son and asked him: "Son, did you do as I told you?"

"Yes, father. I gave the first one 5,000 dollars and she performed quite a pirouette to get into the first shop and spent all on clothes. She dressed up head to toes. When I gave 5,000 dollars to the second girl, she instantly dragged me into a boutique and spent all on cloths for me. She had me dressed me up head to toes. As to the third one, when I gave her the money, she disappeared. She came back the next day and brought 10,000 dollars."

The father shook his head thoughtfully. "Well, son. Did you make your conclusion? Did you pick a future wife?"

The son beamed happily: "Yes, I did, father, I did!"

"So which one did you choose?"

"This one with the largest breasts," he relied.

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