Slavi's Joke: Sort Yourself Best You Can

Society | March 28, 2003, Friday // 00:00

Today's story is more edifying than funny. I say edifying because it shows that you should sort yourself as best you could.

A gangster, called Racho the Turnip, was killed and his soul ascended to the skies.

At the heavens gate Saint Peter opened a notebook and started searching for the name Racho the Turnip, but in vein.

Yet Racho was a go-ahead boy, he was fat and his wallet was even fatter. He took out USD 200 and said:

"Look, Saint Peter, let's sort this out between ourselves as colleagues, I also work for a security company, you know."

Saint Peter - who also has expenditures to cover - took the money and let Racho the Turnip pass the Heavens Gate.

Racho toured the Heavens and was more than amazed. Angels and pretty girls were everywhere, stil there was one thing he could not see - his home.

When he enquired about it, Saint Peter said he had many options - under the olive tree, on the glade, under the apple tree...

"Are you crazy?", Racho grew absolutely angry.

The angels also grew angry and told him to find a better way to solve the problem.

"Great!", the Turnip said and called a friend on his mobile phone.

"Call the bastard who killed me and tell him to blow my house up, ‘cause I have no house here. "

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