Slavi's Joke: Pipe

Society | February 7, 2003, Friday // 00:00

This story will take you to England and its capital - London. It was a foggy London evening and Sherlock Holmes and doctor Watson were having a tedious time at their living room.

Holmes was puffing at his pipe, while Watson was reading for the third time the latest issue of Daily Telegraph. To cut a long story short - an exquisite boredom reigned in the house.

Some time passed and Watson - bored almost to death - decided to start a conversation.

"Tell me, Holmes, have you really seen the Hound of Baskervilles? Can I see it too?"

No answered followed. Holmes continued to suck at his pipe as if he had not been asked anything at all.

"Holmes",Watson started again, "I asked you whether you have really seen the Hound of Baskervilles and whether I can see it too."

Holmes gave no indication he had heard the question. Totally pissed off, Watson came close to Holmes and shouted in his ear:

"God damn it, Sherlock! I asked you whether you had really seen the Hound of Baskervilles and whether I could see it too."

With slow movements Holmes turned to Watson, offered him his pipe and said:

"Take a drag and you will see the Hound of Baskervilles and many other interesting things...."

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