The Good Genie
A woman found Aladdin's magic lamp. She rubbes the magic lamp and a genie came out of it.
"What is the lady's wish?" he asked.
"I love my husband," she replied. "I want to be the most important thing for him. I want him always to sleep beside me. I want him to pay attention to me as soon as he wakes up. I want him never to stop touching me and to take me everywhere he goes."
The genie nodded and turned her into a smartphone.