“Unity makes strength,” Bulgaria's PM told the world
Strong words - though unity in Bulgarian politics usually lasts about as long as a yogurt in the sun.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Strong words - though unity in Bulgarian politics usually lasts about as long as a yogurt in the sun.
That’s because no one checks CPI when standing in the dairy aisle
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."
Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.
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