Why did Bulgaria’s eurozone debate turn into a folk dance?
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
Excerpts from the diary of young man from a tiny tribe:
Day 1: A good day. Chieftain's daughter went missing. We all searched, we all found her, we all took some time to enjoy her beauty.
Day 2: A good day. Chieftain's wife got lost. We all searched, we all found her, we all took some time to enjoy her beauty.
Day 3: A bad day. It's me who got lost.
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."
Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.
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A tourist asked a Bulgarian what the secret to their delicious food was
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