“Unity makes strength,” Bulgaria's PM told the world
Strong words - though unity in Bulgarian politics usually lasts about as long as a yogurt in the sun.
Smiles | September 27, 2025, Saturday // 11:07
I Can't Hear You, Teacher!
Smiles | May 27, 2015, Wednesday // 10:37
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"How many are 8 times 9?" the teacher asks.
"I can't hear you, teacher!" Ivancho replies from the far end of the classroom.
"I asked you how many are 8 times 9!" the teacher then shouts.
"Really, Mr, I can hear nothing from where I am!"
"Ivancho, stop this already! Let's switch places so that you see I'll hear whatever you say."
They switch places.
"So teacher," Ivancho shouts, "How long have you been dating my mom?"
"Oh, really," the teacher says, shrugging, "I hardly hear him at all!"
The ECB says inflation is down to 2%, but people don’t feel richer
That’s because no one checks CPI when standing in the dairy aisle
Smiles | September 27, 2025, Saturday // 11:06
Why did Bulgaria’s eurozone debate turn into a folk dance?
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
Smiles | May 26, 2025, Monday // 19:49
What did Putin say after inspecting the Russian military parade?
"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."
Smiles | May 9, 2025, Friday // 14:34
Why did Bulgaria’s F-16 jet refuse to take off?
Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.
Smiles | May 9, 2025, Friday // 14:31
A Bulgarian walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread
A Bulgarian walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread
Smiles | April 2, 2025, Wednesday // 12:13
