A man strangles his wife. 'Why did you kill her?' the judge asks. 'Well, your honor,' he says, 'it happened just like this:

I am just sitting at home watching TV. My wife enters and starts shouting:

"Stop watching that duo!"

"Honey, this is not a duo, but a duet!" I reply.

"No, a duet is when people hit each other with swords."

"Honey, this is not a duet, but a duel."

"No, a duel is where trains pass each other in the dark."

"Honey, this is not a duel but a tunnel."

"Tunnel is that thing by the road where you can sleep."

"That thing on the road is not a tunnel but a motel."

"Wasn't Motel that black guy who strangled Desdemona, his wife..."

And then I strangled her.'

The judge says, thoughtfully:

'Well, of I were you I would have strangled her by that part with the tunnel.'

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