Why did Bulgaria’s eurozone debate turn into a folk dance?
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
A husband and his wife are about to fall asleep... when the man's eyes suddenly open wide. For three nights in a row he has been unable to sleep. The man gets up, walks around, has a cigarette.
The woman asks, "What's the problem, my dear?"
"A terrible problem! I owe a lot of money to a certain person but cannot give it back!"
"Well, call this person and say you cannot give the money back! Then it will be he who will be wide awake and you'll sleep calmly."
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."
Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.
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