Why did Bulgaria’s eurozone debate turn into a folk dance?
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
Smiles | May 26, 2025, Monday // 19:49
The Army of the Lord
Smiles | February 26, 2015, Thursday // 11:59
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
What did Putin say after inspecting the Russian military parade?
"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."
Smiles | May 9, 2025, Friday // 14:34
Why did Bulgaria’s F-16 jet refuse to take off?
Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.
Smiles | May 9, 2025, Friday // 14:31
A Bulgarian walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread
A Bulgarian walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread
Smiles | April 2, 2025, Wednesday // 12:13
A tourist asked a Bulgarian what the secret to their delicious food was
A tourist asked a Bulgarian what the secret to their delicious food was
Smiles | April 2, 2025, Wednesday // 12:11
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:10
