Why did Bulgaria’s eurozone debate turn into a folk dance?
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
Smiles | May 26, 2025, Monday // 19:49
The Devil's Sister
Smiles | February 23, 2015, Monday // 12:24
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The congregation at a die hard church was in full swing when with a stench of brimstone and puff of smoke the devil appeared. All them members ran from the church except one little old man in the first row who sat looking calmly at him. The devil loomed over the old man and growled: "Do you realize who I am?"
"Sure I do," the little old man replied.
"Do you know i can kill you with a thought?"
"Sure I do."
"Do you realize I can mangle your body with a touch?"
"Sure I do."
"Do you realize I can carry you off to Hell for eternity?"
"Sure do."
"Then why aren't you scared of me?" the Devil asked quietly.
"Been married to your sister for fifty years."
What did Putin say after inspecting the Russian military parade?
"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."
Smiles | May 9, 2025, Friday // 14:34
Why did Bulgaria’s F-16 jet refuse to take off?
Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.
Smiles | May 9, 2025, Friday // 14:31
A Bulgarian walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread
A Bulgarian walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread
Smiles | April 2, 2025, Wednesday // 12:13
A tourist asked a Bulgarian what the secret to their delicious food was
A tourist asked a Bulgarian what the secret to their delicious food was
Smiles | April 2, 2025, Wednesday // 12:11
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Smiles | February 18, 2025, Tuesday // 11:10
