The Devil's Sister

Smiles | February 23, 2015, Monday // 12:24

The congregation at a die hard church was in full swing when with a stench of brimstone and puff of smoke the devil appeared. All them members ran from the church except one little old man in the first row who sat looking calmly at him. The devil loomed over the old man and growled: "Do you realize who I am?"

"Sure I do," the little old man replied.

"Do you know i can kill you with a thought?"

"Sure I do."

"Do you realize I can mangle your body with a touch?"

"Sure I do."

"Do you realize I can carry you off to Hell for eternity?"

"Sure do."

"Then why aren't you scared of me?" the Devil asked quietly.

"Been married to your sister for fifty years."

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