Why did Bulgaria’s eurozone debate turn into a folk dance?
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
The congregation at a die hard church was in full swing when with a stench of brimstone and puff of smoke the devil appeared. All them members ran from the church except one little old man in the first row who sat looking calmly at him. The devil loomed over the old man and growled: "Do you realize who I am?"
"Sure I do," the little old man replied.
"Do you know i can kill you with a thought?"
"Sure I do."
"Do you realize I can mangle your body with a touch?"
"Sure I do."
"Do you realize I can carry you off to Hell for eternity?"
"Sure do."
"Then why aren't you scared of me?" the Devil asked quietly.
"Been married to your sister for fifty years."
Because Radev keeps going around in circles, but never joins the party!
"Ah, nothing like a good parade to remind the world that we have tanks, missiles, and questionable fashion choices."
Because it heard Boyko Borissov and Rumen Radev arguing and decided it was safer to stay grounded than get caught in the crossfire.
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