Ruble Jokes

Smiles | December 18, 2014, Thursday // 13:21| Views: | Comments: 0
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Russians joking bitterly with the dramatic situation of the ruble.

- What would you like to change in your past, if you could?
- My rubles.

Rubles we have, money we don't.

- Daddy, give me 5 rubles!
- Twenty rubles? What do you need 50 rubles for?

At the twelfth stroke of the Kremlin clock, the ruble will turn into a pumpkin.

- I went out to have a smoke and the ruble lost four points.
- Quit smoking, then!

The US economy is in crisis, but the dollar is stable. The EU economy is in crisis, but the euro is stable. Russia's economy is stable, but the ruble is in crisis.

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