World's Biggest Golf Course
- Do you know where the biggest golf course in the world is?
- No, you tell me.
- In the town of Pernik*.
- But why?
- Because everybody there drives a (Volkswagen) Golf and everybody has the confidence of a big player!
*A small provincial town, whose citizens' big ambitions are in a league of their own, the stuff of folklore, and the butt of jokes in the nearby capital Sofia