Greeks to Germans: Start Working!
Two Greeks are relaxing on the beach, drinking ouzo and listening to a bouzouki.
One of them worriedly says:
"We have run out of money. The IMF gave us money – we spent it. The EU gave us money – we spent it too. I think it's high time someone started working!"
The other one startled asks:
"Yes, but who?"
The first one irritatedly replies:
"What do you mean "who"? The Germans, of course!"