Football & Sex
A: Do you know why Valeri Bojinov* is in such a poor shape?
B: Well, just look at his wife and you will know why. Obviously he has quite a lot of work to do late at night.
*Valeri Bojinov is Bulgaria's top football player, who was recently transferred to Sporting Lisbon and married Bulgarian playmate Nikoleta Lozanova. Bojinov has not scored a single goal in Portugal yet.